Just a few issues with your post:
"Matchmaking is rigged to force an equilibrium win/loss rate because their wasting time creating useless champions because they got more money than sense *cough* Bard *cough*"
The team who works on champions doesn't work on matchmaking...
"The only time they bring out new champions is when random people at the office has an idea for a new champion and they run with it because they pretty much covered every conceivable champion idea already. "
Um if they did this there wouldn't be proof that ideas have been months old and we wouldn't have the animati