WHO WE ARE
Well uh, it’s just me at the moment... BUT I HAVE A VISION!
Let me explain: Have ever you scrolled through these forums and ever just thought “Wow, that guild kind of intimidates me” and wondered how you’ll fair when the game comes out? Yeah, me too pal. Buncha bullies problem children.
You see, I’ve been on a that side of the fence before. The side of the fence where you’re looking at the people on the other side of that SAME fence, and they’re calling you a carebear! Yeah well, news flash, I’m a big boy grown man and I won’t take this any longer. They think they’re so tough, but they haven’t seen tough until they’ve seen Gopher Gang baby!
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
Love and compassion
The primary principle that drives Gopher Gang forward, is love and compassion for one another. Some people may say this is for filthy casuals. I say it’s for passionate individuals. Don't get too excited guys and gals, I wasn't talking about meeting your special someone.
Some people may also say this is for carebears… and you already know how I feel about being called that
Gopher Gang is a family. We treat each other with respect. Remember the golden rule, treat others the way you want to be treated.
I have absolutely positively no experience running a guild, which makes me the perfect man for the job. High risk high reward babyyy
Noekra… Me! I’m the only leader. I am running this guild with the title of Memelord Supreme.
Crafting Division: Noekra
Fighting Division: Noekra
Public Relations: Noekra
Political Ultra Mastermind: Noekra
Assassin Knight Gopher: Noekra
Chief Gopher: Noekra
My standards are low. Like, extremely low. Don't even worry about it.
DISCLAIMER: The guild name is Gopher Gang because I thought the Duelist was a gopher.
DISCLAIMER 2: I mean I could obviously change the name but Gopher Gang has such a nice ring to it compared to Guinea Gang... It stuck okay?
DISCLAIMER 3: You probably shouldn’t join
DISCLAIMER 4: Appropriate Gopher Imagery and merch coming soon! Well, maybe not the merch.