Assistant Director of Synergy Realization Albert Rock.
Albert Rock is a rock.
No seriously, he's an inanimate pet rock.
As in the rocky kind of rock.
Things people have said about Albert Rock:
“Hard worker.” -Fenrial
"so far albert is a real gentleman nothing to complain" -courant101
"Now we have another JG copycat?" -primal
"I added you as a friend so you're immediately pigeonholed" -freeze
"Every time I log in he's liked a ton of my post" -leiloni