Fist of the Empire [FoE] is looking for new souls to add to our growing army.
Our Player Base includes (but is not limited to):
Irritating, nerve-grating RL military types
Will do anything for views, Twitch streaming types
Condescending, self-righteous officer types
Masochistic, PvP-addicted, takes gaming way too seriously types
Self-loathing, questionable hygiene, PvE types
Anti-social, spreadsheet humping, theory-crafting types
Man-hating, militant feminist, scorched earth types
Fringe dwelling, socially inept, crazy types
Conceited, protein-slamming, marathon running, Bro types
Lonely, broke, dorm-dwelling college types
Needy, flirtatious, attention seeking types
Old-school-is-still-cool Metamucil taking denture wearing types
Even with all of those drawbacks, Fist of the Empire [FoE] has managed to take their highly entertaining drama into numerous games over the past 15+ years. We're raising our banner in Crowfall and look forward to annoying our enemies (and most of our allies). We have an intricate organizational structure which gives us a false sense of control in a gaming world gone mad. We acknowledge the efforts of our members, reward, and promote them based on their demonstrated commitment to their fellow guildies; however, should they fail in game (or at life) we are swift with harsh judgments, reprisals, and ridicule.
If you've made it this far into this post you clearly want to march in our parade of degenerates. You must be over 18 years of age, have Discord with a working microphone, and understand the finer points of push-to-talk.
We’re currently looking to add more crazies to our ranks, and YOU (and the voices in your head) would fit in nicely, especially if you can have as much of a sense of humor about yourself as we do about ourselves. Everyone is welcome to apply; however, we’re mainly seeking players that are guild-first types who approach their limited gaming time in a professional manner and who would enjoy slaughtering anyone not wearing FoE’s tag. Oh, and did I mention that most of our ranks consist of members who have worn the FoE tag for 5+ years or more? This will be the last guild you ever have to join (join us…join us...join us).
These are the facts:
We like to drink and kill people for their stuff (typically on weekends)
Guild Founded: 2003 (we've been around for over 15 years)
Players: 100+ active in multiple games
We’re NA players, but also have an active EU guild with leadership
Faction: Order, because we find Marie Kondo fascinating
VoIP: Discord (required)
Founded on military principles and led by former RL Active Duty Officers
A highly organized group of "Good Dudes and Dudettes"
We support and run BookofYaga.com, providing information back to the community.
Fame: FoE has been featured in numerous industry publications and sites - Star Wars Fanfest '04 1st place, Star Wars Insider, PC Gamer, Stratics WoW, Beckett MMO Mag, Trion, etc... to name a few.
PvP Prowess: FoE has been one of the top PvP guilds (at least we think so) in just about every MMO since SWG; so much so, that developers come to FoE to alpha test the PvP mechanics in their games (WAR, APB, STO, D&L, DF, GW1&2, TB, Rift, Wildstar, TESO, Fox Hole, etc...)
Tactics: We usually shy away from the zerg mentality, applying organized group military tactics and strategy to dominate the zergy masses which abound throughout the MMO PvP battlefield.
PvP: Yes, please! We’re a PvP-based guild!
Crafting: We grew-up in SWG crafting and understand the importance of supporting guild crafters and running a mercantile empire.
Daily PvP, Weekly FoE Community events, RL rewards for loyal guildies, (FoE Swag, free games, game cards/time, etc...) and our annual get drunk-get together in RL FoE Fest!
Did I mention that we like to drink...
How to Apply:
Simply go to https://www.fistoftheempire.com, Click “Join Today” on the main page, and follow the directions. Do it correctly, and you'll be drinking the "FoE Kool-aid" and shaving your head with us in no time! Should you have questions, comments, essays, warrants, or DNA samples to submit to us, please feel free to contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org or whisper Praelian in game.
**Disclaimer: If you happen to be in FoE and you're reading this post thinking, “They can't possibly be talking about me…” Yes, we are talking about YOU!!!**