Dearest Simisoft, #1 Knight NA, First of His Name, Leader of the Exploiting Centaur Knights on Balance, Tamer of Brightdance,
The cumulative hive-mind that is the Chaos Faction apologizes for denying you a decent fight, and then dying to your friends, disseminating, and thus denying the encore you deserve. A player of your esteem commands much more respect than what we put on display this evening. We, as a faction, sincerely hope that our engagements in the future will be filled with both the rush of battle and the passionate kinship earned by an accomplished Crowfall player such as yourself. Furthermore, I invite you to join us on the battlefield in our future struggles against the forces of Balance, to keep those other nasty Centaurs in check. You are an exception from your numerous, four-legged-lawn-thrashers; don't ever forget it.
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