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Cat ala West-Africa for two / three persons

 

Ingredients list:

  • 1 cat of your preference (preferably less than 24 weeks old)
  • 1 dl of oil
  • 2 teaspoons of salt
  • 2 teaspoons of black pepper
  • 1 kg of butter

Preparation:

 

  1. Call the cat with whatever call you use. Realize the pointlessness of your attempt, due to the cat being a complete selfish unpleasant person (Edit: Wow nice filters, complete a'hole is unpleasant person these days). Distract the cat with ex. laser dot. Once the cat is distracted, grab it.
  2. Eliminate the cat, preferably quickly. There are many ways to do it, but jedi's gotta do what jedi's gotta do.
  3. pluck all the hair off the cat, but make sure you've completed step two before doing so, we're not animals you know.
  4. Remove all the intestines etc. Preferably with a scalpel.
  5. Fillet the cat and boil for ~40 minutes. Add butter into the water.
  6. Fry everything else, including the head and the intestines in heavy butter.

Serving:

You can fry the cats skin to create a bacon like side-dish if you wish (tons of salt & butter for this one, and yeah it isn't the best diet food out there). Put the cat in some funny position on the plate where you'll serve it from. Cat makes one wonderful finger-food as well, so try that out! You can add salad to the sides to make the dish more appealing. 

Edited by nehemia
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Cat ala West-Africa for two / three persons

 

Ingredients list:

  • 1 cat of your preference (preferably less than 24 weeks old)
  • 1 dl of oil
  • 2 teaspoons of salt
  • 2 teaspoons of black pepper
  • 1 kg of butter

Preparation:

 

  1. Call the cat with whatever call you use. Realize the pointlessness of your attempt, due to the cat being a complete selfish unpleasant person (Edit: Wow nice filters, complete a'hole is unpleasant person these days). Distract the cat with ex. laser dot. Once the cat is distracted, grab it.
  2. Eliminate the cat, preferably quickly. There are many ways to do it, but jedi's gotta do what jedi's gotta do.
  3. pluck all the hair off the cat, but make sure you've completed step two before doing so, we're not animals you know.
  4. Remove all the intestines etc. Preferably with a scalpel.
  5. Fillet the cat and boil for ~40 minutes. Add butter into the water.
  6. Fry everything else, including the head and the intestines in heavy butter.

Serving:

You can fry the cats skin to create a bacon like side-dish if you wish (tons of salt & butter for this one, and yeah it isn't the best diet food out there). Put the cat in some funny position on the plate where you'll serve it from. Cat makes one wonderful finger-food as well, so try that out! You can add salad to the sides to make the dish more appealing. 

 

Disgusting nehemia!!!  :angry:

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Disgusting nehemia!!!  :angry:

What's so disgusting about it? Have you ever tried it? It's quite gamy, but somewhat like a chicken, and not all that sinewy as a dog.

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I'm always worried about worms when I eat my cats.

You are so incredibly helpful, CYT. I don't know how I ever managed to do anything before we met. I was just bumbling my way through life, all lost-like. Thank you. My blessing cup runneth over.

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What's so disgusting about it? Have you ever tried it? It's quite gamy, but somewhat like a chicken, and not all that sinewy as a dog.

 

People are so close-minded about food outside of their comfort zone, that being said though I do prefer dog over cat, it's not all that sinewy if cooked properly + it's great for an outside bbq. Cat's don't have that much meat worth mentioning.

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