Malphrus 27 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) >Be me >20 >talking to dad about cool upcoming games >find Crowfall and it looks dope >buys the game and downloads >wanders around for hours playing a Cleric Half-Giant making snoo snoo jokes with some people I meet >reads online that the best way to get started is to find a guild >decides to start fresh on Half-Elf Ranger, read they have good racial stats and bonuses >really starting to like the game and hanging with a cool crowd >2 days go by and I'm still a noob >new campaign starts and some people I met earlier tell me to go Chaos >goes Chaos and finds a spot on my own with level 7 zombies to farm >30 minutes until siege begins >wtf.jpg is siege >figures out it has something to do with the keeps >gets bored and decides to find out what the siege is in person >sudden big group of people run by naruto style >follows them thinking they're doing the siege >running around for a long time before the group stops and a couple of toons start jumping on my head >comes to the conclusion this is a friend group and I am an outcast >thinking of leaving but really want to see what the siege is >decides to crack joke in chat instead "shhh I am one of you" >mistake.exe >one of them whispers me "are you a spy?" >start sweating profusely having a general idea on what he's talking about >respond with "A spy XD?" >code XD doesn't work and he doesn't believe me >nobody believes me >try to explain situation but makes it worse >they start complaining about spies in faction/zone chat >they let me tag along anyway and even give my toon food >didn't get to see the siege >mfw I realized this is a small community and everyone thinks I'm a spy Edited March 14, 2019 by Malphrus 2 1 12 Dapi, Marth, Yoink and 12 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armegeddon 1,171 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) We invited you... because despite what Balance... or specifically Winterblades members do with Jah and his alt toon "SockPuppet" using it as a spy, we realized it didn't really matter. Wegave you the benefit of the doubt. BTW, your name is similar to "Malefric" which is Angelmar, who is another Winterblades IC... who we just assumed was troll spying like Jah does. That being said. I would look at the Recruitment forums and try to find a community that fits what you are looking for. This is not a solo friendly game, and you will do much better in coms. What won't get you points though, is coming to the forums and making a salty post like this one... it's bad form. Best regards.. V/r uXa TLDR.. Join Balance or get in coms.. Because most people will just think you are a spy otherwise.... Thank Sockpuppet. Edited March 14, 2019 by Armegeddon 2 JamesGoblin and Malphrus reacted to this . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malphrus 27 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) You guys were so nice! This was meant to be a funny post! Edited March 14, 2019 by Malphrus Will make mental note to work on my humor. 2 Oaths and JamesGoblin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armegeddon 1,171 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Malphrus said: You guys were so nice! This was meant to be a funny post! Thank you, but....poorly delivered humor.. But really. Find a guild that you like. If you are not in discord/coms, you won't get anywhere in this game. Good luck, and feel free to apply! Edited March 14, 2019 by Armegeddon 1 1 Malphrus and JamesGoblin reacted to this . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miraluna 2,474 Posted March 14, 2019 First Rule of Throne War: "Everyone is a Spy" Happens to every new player in this type of game, so I thought your story was funny 😄 Your choice of font color however 😟 4 RikForFun, JamesGoblin, Malphrus and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malphrus 27 Posted March 14, 2019 I wasn't sure how to describe the situation rationally so I went with greentext. I'm not really sure how popular it is but here's an example: 2 1 JamesGoblin, Navystylz and mandalore reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jah 6,842 Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Malphrus said: Excellent post. Nice looking ranger. Don't mind the haters, you are doing it right. 4 JamesGoblin, ACE_FancyHats, Oaths and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staff 577 Posted March 14, 2019 >Be me, horse doctor >Showing my friend around >go to balance territory since chaos is hibernating >jump into a ravine cause no fall damage >whytodd.jpg >tell friend to jump down >he jumps with our fae druid >jokes about breaking his horse centaur legs and putting him down >HoA jumps down right after >mfw veterinarian school never prepared me for killing centaurs 1 2 JamesGoblin, A9AM0use and Malphrus reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitchhiker 70 Posted March 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Armegeddon said: What won't get you points though, is coming to the forums and making a salty post like this one... it's bad form. How did you even manage to take that as a "salty" post? 8 DadliestWarrior, BarriaKarl, Muffakin and 5 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devonic 373 Posted March 14, 2019 The title of this post would keep Guilds from accepting you. Which faction or Guild are you spying for? 1 JamesGoblin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staff 577 Posted March 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Devonic said: The title of this post would keep Guilds from accepting you. Which faction or Guild are you spying for? for order of course, the strongest faction on the NA server 1 2 Muffakin, Oaths and JamesGoblin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarriaKarl 1,091 Posted March 14, 2019 Nah, it was funny. 1 JamesGoblin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mandalore 2,764 Posted March 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Glitchhiker said: How did you even manage to take that as a "salty" post? Worst super power ever. 1 JamesGoblin reacted to this 40 minutes ago, Andius said: W/HoA were held up as like these mystical forces of highly skilled players with legendary theorycrafters chained to a desk in some deep dungeon holding all the arcane secrets we could use to win if only we knew them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ble 772 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, Armegeddon said: We invited you... because despite what Balance... or specifically Winterblades members do with Jah and his alt toon "SockPuppet" using it as a spy, we realized it didn't really matter. Wegave you the benefit of the doubt. BTW, your name is similar to "Malefric" which is Angelmar, who is another Winterblades IC... who we just assumed was troll spying like Jah does. That being said. I would look at the Recruitment forums and try to find a community that fits what you are looking for. This is not a solo friendly game, and you will do much better in coms. What won't get you points though, is coming to the forums and making a salty post like this one... it's bad form. Best regards.. V/r uXa TLDR.. Join Balance or get in coms.. Because most people will just think you are a spy otherwise.... Thank Sockpuppet. 1) maybe you’re just a soldier and don’t realize the work your faction puts into spying. Ask Yawnie about Samiotis. 2) making spys with nearly the same name as a main account then trying to pretend they are not a spy? Well I guess that’s technically possible, but I’d only expect that from someone whose shown they don’t have a good understanding of how spying works in this game. Edited March 14, 2019 by Ble 1 JamesGoblin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yianni 386 Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Ble said: 1) maybe you’re just a soldier and don’t realize the work your faction puts into spying. Ask Yawnie about Samiotis. 2) making spys with nearly the same name as a main account then trying to pretend they are not a spy? Well I guess that’s technically possible, but I’d only expect that from someone whose shown they don’t have a good understanding of how spying works in this game. i guess you must not know about tyrannicals spy and timaus with the same name 2 Remlap and JamesGoblin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mandalore 2,764 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) 57 minutes ago, yianni said: i guess you must not know about tyrannicals spy and timaus with the same name We recently promoted Tyrannical to spy master and are planning a military funeral for his lost phone. Press F to pay respects. All this finger pointing when everybody does it as though its required is odd to me. Just admit we are all poorly made socksbags and move on but this morale high ground posturing isn't fooling anybody. Edited March 14, 2019 by mandalore 1 1 JamesGoblin and Jjohnsin reacted to this 40 minutes ago, Andius said: W/HoA were held up as like these mystical forces of highly skilled players with legendary theorycrafters chained to a desk in some deep dungeon holding all the arcane secrets we could use to win if only we knew them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marth 530 Posted March 14, 2019 12 hours ago, Malphrus said: I wasn't sure how to describe the situation rationally so I went with greentext. I'm not really sure how popular it is but here's an example: isnt 4chans that gummy bear website 0.0 2 JamesGoblin and Muffakin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srathor 1,998 Posted March 14, 2019 Yep that is what a spy would say... 1 JamesGoblin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KrakkenSmacken 4,611 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) FYI, @Malphrus the reason you didn't get to see a siege, was there wasn't one. Order is so bereft of players right now, they didn't have keep walls up, so Balance just waltzed right in, put up walls for them, and waited for the siege timer to start. The other zones ended up so full, there was no way for a real fight to start. A 25 second siege might be a new record never to be beat. Also FYI, I was in the chaos group you followed. People get a bit testy when they think they are being followed to report positions/numbers. Edited March 14, 2019 by KrakkenSmacken 1 1 1 Malphrus, JamesGoblin and Muffakin reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mandalore 2,764 Posted March 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, KrakkenSmacken said: FYI, @Malphrus the reason you didn't get to see a siege, was there wasn't one. Order is so bereft of players right now, they didn't have keep walls up, so Balance just waltzed right in, put up walls for them, and waited for the siege timer to start. The other zones ended up so full, there was no way for a real fight to start. A 25 second siege might be a new record never to be beat. Also FYI, I was in the chaos group you followed. People get a bit testy when they think they are being followed to report positions/numbers. This zone cap meta is the best! 3 JamesGoblin, KrakkenSmacken and Ayuden reacted to this 40 minutes ago, Andius said: W/HoA were held up as like these mystical forces of highly skilled players with legendary theorycrafters chained to a desk in some deep dungeon holding all the arcane secrets we could use to win if only we knew them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
