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The Flames of Exile (No Pride, only Profit)


PopeUrban
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Flames of Exile (FOEX), Crowfall's oldest bad guild is recruiting!

Welcome to launch! If you'd like to peruse our previous archived beta recruiting thread and relive the memories of ages and memes past you may do so here:

 

If you would like to follow us on social media, you may do so here:
https://twitter.com/balance_force

 

Greetings. My name is PopeUrban. I lead the Flames of Exile [FOEX] and would like to share with you an exciting opportunity for new and returning players.

We all know that loot is the most important metric of success in any violent digital conflict, but what are you to do when you find yourself in a rush, and you simply can't find the time to go out and farm it yourself?

Sure, you could search the shattered kingdoms and attempt to pry it out of the cold dead hands of some unfortunate slayer of satyrs yourself, but who has the time? The Flames of Exile could be providing you with exciting implements of violence and allies of questionable morality from its expertly curated selection of craftspeople and highwaymen.

Imagine yourself, but with a pointy object you didn't find half-rusted on some idiot pigman, and a cadre of experienced and knowledgeable compatriots committed to compounding your investment of time, trust, and violent intent. Imagine yourself becoming as sickeningly wealthy as possible with no responsibilities or commitments beyond acquisition of even more loot!

Imagine yourself with no king but coin.

The Flames of Exile is the cost-optimized guild that doesn't waste your time on frivolous and wasteful time sinks like keeps or siege equipment. In stead, we invest our pooled manpower and wealth in to making YOU the best YOU you can possibly be because when YOU are better better, we're all better.

Our members enjoy free access for housing placement within our guild EK, the finest kickstarter tier crafting buffs, and assistance with VIP and Respeccing costs when required among trusted members in good standing in a heavily team oriented environment of needs-based provision and communal support. We accomplish this with a three point system that crosses every area of the game, from god's reach to dregs:

  • Be Profitable
  • Be Courteous
  • Be Relentless

This simple mechanism has provided our members with years of memorable fights, campaign rewards, valuable crafted items, and a name spoken with slightly annoyed acknowledgement among Crowfall's best while limiting time commitments, scheduled play, and political dramatics.

Simply put, if you're here for honor, we don't want you. If you're here for skill, we don't want you. If you're here for bragging rights we don't want you. If you're here to rule the world with a bunch of expensive buildings that are going to delete themselves in a month we don't want you. If you're here to profit at the expense of rather than alongside your guild we don't want you.

We will ask you to make the game unfair for others. We will ask you to die to protect the loot. We will ask you to make the best of bad situations and press your advantage in good ones. We will most certainly get you killed, and we will expect you to laugh it off and remember winning fights was never the goal. Loot was the goal. Freedom was the goal. All the time. Every time.

If you're the kind of person willing to do whatever it takes to pull down valuable scaling campaign rewards, murder people for more loot, and poach rare materials for even more loot, and do it everywhere in the game, from sky point to dregs, in multiple campaigns, with multiple characters, you might be just the kind of person we're looking for.

If you're the kind of person willing to give the shirt off your back to help out a guildmate because you know they'd do the same for you, you might be just the kind of person we're looking for.

If this sounds like you, feel free to apply to join our merry band of opportunists, bandits, poachers, thieves, and swindlers at:
https://foeguild.enjin.com/recruitment

 

Now that the "serious" release era recruiting post is out of the way, the memes can continue. Sorry for being such a serious sammy.

Edited by PopeUrban

LMAO my website is broken please click this to apply to Flames of Exile (maybe, if that's not busted too)

On 5/11/2015 at 1:48 PM, CAWCAWCAW said:

Rub rock on face and say "Yes food is eaten now time for fight"

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22 hours ago, Erzsebet said:

Hey Pope,

Who are your allies? It will be nice to know.

We are currently allied with Specter Legion, Seeds of War, and Equilibrium. We might keep being allied with them. They've been pretty cool thusfar.

LMAO my website is broken please click this to apply to Flames of Exile (maybe, if that's not busted too)

On 5/11/2015 at 1:48 PM, CAWCAWCAW said:

Rub rock on face and say "Yes food is eaten now time for fight"

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