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DEVS PLEASE HELP MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED!

 

I woke up this morning and my wife was holding up my Special Edition Crowfall Tee-shirt and was laughing at me, she had hacked my USPS parcel, and had stolen my tee from my guild bank. 

 

Because we are on the same faction and Friendly Fire is not yet activated all I could do was chase her around the zone and  beg her to give it back, she just LoL'ed at me.

 

Then just to troll me she threw the tee into the Eternal Washer and Dryer (on high) to shrink it so it won't fit me, and then she logged out.

 

I promise, I have never used a third party program outside of our marriage, or cheated on her by clicking on another woman's link.

 

I don't know how this could have happened? 

 

Please help! Can I order another Tee-shirt now that she has mine? 

 

Sad Crow, 

 

Corvax

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Maybe you should quit being beta, grow a pair, and take your shirt back. Your wife LoLed at you? Cry me a river you sorry excuse for masculinity.


You are so incredibly helpful, CYT. I don't know how I ever managed to do anything before we met. I was just bumbling my way through life, all lost-like. Thank you. My blessing cup runneth over.

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Because we are on the same faction and Friendly Fire is not yet activated all I could do was chase her around the zone and  beg her to give it back, she just LoL'ed at me.

 

Your fault for choosing a carebear marriage. Maybe you should switch to a full PVP relationship and avoid these problems.


Official "Bad Person" of Crowfall

"I think 1/3rd of my postcount is telling people that we aren't turning into a PvE / casual / broad audience game." -

Tully

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You're a bad player and you need to get better.

 

Yes you are right I really should uninstall it would be safer that way.

 

 

Click bait confirmed.

 

Thank you for clicking please friend me!

 

 

 

This guy must work for Buzz.

 

^Fixted for you Zinniebear

 

 

"Hacked" eh?  Get to the spawn first next time.

 

Good advice, I always seem to be the first to rez.

 

Maybe you should quit being beta, grow a pair, and take your shirt back. Your wife LoLed at you? Cry me a river you sorry excuse for masculinity.

 

¯\_(ツ)_

 

Off topic here we come!

 

Yes.

 

Your fault for choosing a carebear marriage. Maybe you should switch to a full PVP relationship and avoid these problems.

 

You understand, do you offer counseling and workshops for a dull PvP life? 

 

Just gank her, noob.

 

I can't she logged in and started Guard Humping.

 

I was ready to offer assistance until I started reading...

 

The ten most terrifying words in the English language.

 

'Hi I am Chief, and I am here to help'

 

Thanks for playing 

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You understand, do you offer counseling and workshops for a dull PvP life?

 

Sure, I'm happy to offer "counseling and workshops" for wives who aren't getting enough PvP in their marriages.


Official "Bad Person" of Crowfall

"I think 1/3rd of my postcount is telling people that we aren't turning into a PvE / casual / broad audience game." -

Tully

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I have to say that your Topic brought me on a rollercoast of emotions there.

 

First I was shocked to see someone hacked.

 

Then I clicked wondering what happened and wanted to help.

 

I found laughter in the end, while reading through your Events.

 

Nicely done!

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